Holiday: Mr Gobble in “DINE HARD!!”
Here’s the latest installment of Thanksgiving Theater, with your favorite host, Mr Gobble! This year, Mr Gobble takes on the role of John McClane, grizzled NYPD officer, who just wants to spend a peaceful holiday weekend with his currently-separated-but-soon-to-be-reconciled-then-later-divorced wife Holly at Nakatomi Plaza. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!
(Slight spoilers, if you live in 1987.)